But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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