She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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