my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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