so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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