is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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