do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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