So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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