so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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