This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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