But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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