Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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