Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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