I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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