just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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