Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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