Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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