We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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