After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
