Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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