Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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