the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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