my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
