i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Enjoy the penises
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