quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize