Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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