Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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