you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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