found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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