I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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