What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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