Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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