Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just invented taco cereal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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