Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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