what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This toilet bowl is my home.
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