i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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