I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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