Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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