Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Even my vagina gasped.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
