Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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