I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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