i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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