I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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