is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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