I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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