I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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