just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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