Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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