Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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