Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
this is an emotional support booty call
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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