I think I died a long time ago.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Randomize