i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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