ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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