Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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