Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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